Manny_S I only know what's not in the box:
- A big sausage pizza (no dicks involved)
- A birthday cake (she already got one)
- A sex toy (the box is too big)
- A power tool (this is not Home Improvement)
- Lingerie (well, maybe, but the box is still too big)
- A Quest 3 (SLR doesn't do female POV anymore)
- A wedding dress (As a birthday present? Come on!)
- Gwyneth Paltrow's head (not compliant)
So all that's left is an electrical underarm grooming kit. Am I close? 😃
