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My rankings below. Note: I had to add in some categories, "Niche / Fetish" and "Funscript", because both are more important to me than many of the other categories.
- THE GIRL(s) - 80% of the time its the girl(s) that get me into a scene, keep me there, and bring me back.
- Niche / Fetish - there are some types of scenes I will watch regardless of the girl(s). If its a JAVR harem bathhouse scene, I don't care who the girls are--as long there are many and they're all wet.
- Funscript - if there's no script, I probably won't watch it. If its a shitty script, I'll bail pretty damn quick.
- Camera Angles / Positioning - to continue vrpicasso 's cooking analogy above, I think most of VR porn is edible, it's just not masterfully cooked. Yes, I would much rather consume a 5-star masterpiece, but the "fast food" or "home cooked" or "factory" VR we get served here can also satisfy my hunger. However, once you've forced down a ton of "undercooked" VR, its understandable to crave something prepared by a more skillful VR "chef".
- The Dick - I hate that I have to put this one so high up the list, but these giant, inflated frankendicks are just too common in VR. IMHO, girthy monstercocks should only be a niche thing in VR, not the standard. If the dick can't fit all the way in the girl's mouth, then get another stunt cock. Also, I can overlook if its obvious that The Dick has hands and/or a voice, but it makes the scene less enjoyable.
- Passthrough - I'm a new convert to PT, so I have no problem watching non-PT. However, if the scene is only available in PT, bad masking can quickly ruin it.
- The plot / dialogue - eh, I'm a skip/FFWD guy so "plot" isn't particularly important to me. And I'm pretty neutral on dialogue: some dirty talk would be nice, but its not necessary.
- Environment (Luxury House, BDSM dungeon, etc) - Lighting can be distracting and the same set over and over can be bothersome, but, generally, that's all background that's either ignored or hidden with AI PT.