Hahaha well @doublevr @Polar @proslr Megas_SLR I didn't mean to cause controversy. I will fully admit that my account is connected to an email address and internet presence that is, by design, only minimally connected to my IRL identity. If someone f***ing investigates my life, yeah they can probably figure it out without that much trouble, but these aren't my primary email addresses, social media, etc. So I don't check them all that much for promotional updates or whatever.
A short while after I bought my "lifetime" subscription, there was a seasonal event and SLR pretty openly said what the "lifers" would get, but since then their promotional stuff left it out. Which is totally understandable, since they don't need to lure people who have already bought in, but I assumed lifetime subscribers were left out of the fun. I'm glad to know the "lifers" still get a shot in the promotional sweepstakes. I'd love to have Melissa Stratton (or another starlet) gyrating and moaning my name in a custom video, but obviously only expecting that as much as I'd expect winning the lottery.
