Can someone explain to me why I am this? A "superstar"? My comments have not been widely enjoyed. I didn't ask for this. As a writer, I only will accept titles for my reviews if there is a good reason.

I think it's because you have a lifetime subs

Hey @"TG31415"#p77813 , just like @"Avakian"#p77816 mentioned, this is based on the type of subscription: 💠 **Diamond:** Monthly and annual users ⭐️ **Superstar:** Lifetime users

@"Metamucil"#p80245 Oh OK, I get that. Then shut the fuck up and go away.

SLR Superstar

TG31415

[deleted] Avakian Ok I get it, thanks both. I wish my opinions were actually considered like I really am important to SLR. Yay for the meaningless title.

Metamucil

TG31415 If it makes you feel better, I'll tell you that I'm not impressed by your posts.

TG31415

Metamucil Thanks, that's informative. You seem like an expert in comments nobody gives a shit about so I trust your opinion. Good luck with your crusade against hands in PT. It bothers almost nobody, but you definitely have a platform. Maybe someone is rooting for you. Good luck. Or maybe quit wasting your fucking time...? That might be the more popular option.

Metamucil

TG31415 Very impressive. If there was something higher than Superstar, you should have it. King of opinions! Your searching my post history speaks volumes to the passion and dedication you have for informed opinion writing. A++

Please respond to me, I feel honored by your attention.

TG31415

I'm sorry that it upsets you so much that someone would consider more than one of your opinions. I apologize for trying to understand and engage you beyond literally one comment. Maybe you shouldn't just talk shit about someone for one single comment? It seemed like you had tracked all of my comments and thought they were all wrong when you said "If it makes you feel better, I'll tell you that I'm not impressed by your posts."

TG31415

Or were you just being a fucking troll?

Metamucil

TG31415 Yeah, I'm just fucking around. I have not read any of your previous posts.

TG31415

Metamucil Oh OK, I get that. Then shut the fuck up and go away.

Metamucil

TG31415 Ok. Don't shine too bright, my Superstar.

TG31415

Metamucil Was that a diss? Or a burn? It sounds pretty supportive. I'll take it. I will not fly too close to the sun, Metamucil. I also hope you don't provide an excessive amount of fiber to too many elderly people. I want them to stay comfortably regular, as I assume you do, given your name.

Metamucil

TG31415 It takes a lot of effort to work in a proper amount of fiber into one's diet. I wish I started taking Metamucil in my youth. It is improperly marketed towards the elderly who need it more due to decades of lacking fiber in their diets.

I like to spread the good word. Fiber up, my homies. Make it a Metamucil Day Weekend.

TG31415

@Metamucil Please, keep going. I legitimately didn't know why it said I was "superstar," then some helpful folks replied. That is the best outcome for internet forums. But then you decided to drop in and be a fucking dumbass troll. Which is the worst outcome for internet forums. How has it gone for you so far? Please, keep trolling. It looks great on you.

Metamucil

TG31415 I learned something from the helpful responses, too. I didn't know what it meant. Now that the question has been answered it is just us girls chatting it up and having a good time.

Andrew_SLR

guys, please keep it civil. the original question was answered so I am locking the thread.