I need something that I can stick my dick into hard or soft, without hassle. It should be synced to the video, but I should be able to toggle it on and off with a button press. It should feel as realistic as possible but always better than the real thing. It should be self heated and self lubricating. Cleaning has to be easy. It should be mountable. It should work with both battery and outlet. It should be no bigger than the Handy.

Once this exists, I'd be willing to pay top dollar. Until then, I will stick with fleshlights.

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    What qualities do you look for when choosing a new product?
    It has to be automatic and just work. The fleshlight is great but it's still me moving it up and down. The Handy is automatic but the the sleeve falls out of the strap. Also neither of these has any suction. You need to make something like The Handy, that doesn't come apart during use. Obviously being able to use funscripts is a must. It needs to hook up to my shop vac and do suction pulses that can be worked into the scripts somehow. I'm not a script writer but know enough about software and robotics to know that it is possible. Also, it should have a way for the user to load lube into a reservoir and be smart enough to add a drop per unit of time which should be configurable. This all needs to be at a price point that isn't stupid and be able to be stored in a drawer - except the shopvac, that is innocuous. Lastly, don't do any dumb stuff with the attachment for the vac hose, it needs to attach directly to a Ridgid brand shopvac hose from Home Depot.