Instead of the pizza guy gets pulled into a house full of horny girls. I think this is a lazy idea because I delivered pizza for years and this never even came close to happening. Let's tell some crazy stories that really did happen to all of us so maybe we can come up with a unique story that is different.

I think it was @Marta that said he once got jerked off in church. That is different .

    rerun119 All good. Love this idea for a thread.

    The thing about growing up fundamentalist is you have lots of stories of sex in weird places because that's the only way to get away with it.

    rerun119 No worries. We can share our real-life stories, this is the perfect place to do so. Love the idea!

    I used to be on Craigslist like crazy and had all sorts of crazy hookups.

    I had an amazing first date with this sexy older milf twice my age who loved having a younger mans attention and thne I fucked her sideways.

    I once " Got lost" on the way to a sex party and ended up fucking a girl at a hotel we stopped at on the way when maybe finding the club wasn't as interesting as tearing eachothers clothes off was.

    I had one hookup who would sneak me into her parents house toblow me and I had to hide on the side of the bed as she carried a conversation with her dad.

    I went out with this sexy crazy gamer chick ( showed up to the date wearing cat ears years before that was cool for e-girls) who was obsessed with me and would basically beg me to fuck her hoping I'd nut hard enough to make her my girlfriend (would have worked if she was less intense)

    I had a hookup who would stop by my place because she had a creampie kink and would just come by to have me fill her pussy up .

    I used to fuck a nurse who would come over to my place after intense shifts to destress her

    I was on-call for a while for this sexy latina stoner chick who also had a creampie kink and would call me over so that she could ride me until i nutted deep in her super messy place.

    I had a fun very brief summer fling with this super cute 21 year old who was in my state for a visit and just wanted to find a guy to have some fun with .

    I got plenty more but those are some of the hotter ones I can think of

    This is one of the funniest stories I have heard from a good friend.

    He was about 24 at the time. He worked at a hole in the wall bar. There was a lady in her late 30's that was getting divorced that would come in every weekend. She started to make it really obvious that she wanted to hook up with him. He had a girlfriend but wasn't that faithful to her.

    On the fourth time coming in she asked him to play darts with her at the end of the night because no one else was there. He told her that he didn't have time because he needed to stock the walk-in cooler before he could leave for the night. She said if you beat me then I'll help you stock the cooler. So he played her and won the dirt game. I'm pretty sure she wasn't going to win even if she could have.

    They walked to the cooler and the second they got in there she started to make out with him. She unzipped his pants and started to go down on her knees. Before she even touched it he nutted all over himself.

    I laughed so hard when he told me this story. That could easily happen to me but the fact that he thought it was funny too was great. Btw she didn't care at all and come back the next weekend to try to get him alone again.

    SLR could make this a scene but obviously not the premature ejaculation part.

    15 days later

    I have a funny one that sort of scared me at first haha.
    So had just recently broken up with an ex and gave Dating apps a try, met up with this woman at her place and she had cats and smoked alot but i was biding my time to hit it off haha
    So on the the second night we do the dirty and i have her on her back pounding away and fingering her when she is close to climaxing i end up beating her to it a bit and she starts squirming and kicking/flailing , and i was like oh shit wtf is going on is she having a seizure or something?!
    so i give it a few seconds as she moans and i hold on tight near her torso so she doesnt accidentally kick me in the balls or something lol
    and she finally calms down and i ask her if she is okay?
    and she asks me “what do you mean? did i do something just now?? “
    i asked her what was the last thing she remembered and she said she just remembered climaxing
    and i had to keep asking if she knew she was flailing and kicking and she said no why would she do that….
    im glad i wore protection even though she wanted me to cum inside her … also her two cats were really close by and i didnt want to get attacked by them if they thought i was attacking their owner or something 🤣
    its funny to me after the fact but i was a bit worried when i was there. i left her there and she just laid there.

      Bucket619 Did you go back for seconds? She sounds like she could have been one of those crazy good ones.

        rerun119
        lol i did not go back because the cat hair was just too much for me everytime i left her place 🙁( and i just didnt want to pull out the lint roller anymore late at night.... 🙁