Late to this old thread but can't help but rant:
Shaking camera is a deal breaker. I do a quick preview check and if the camera isn't fixed, next video.
If the guy grabs her or puts out his arm and it's full of tattoos. Sweet so that's not my arm. Go go gadget cartoon clown arm.
Overacting. Especially giggling in between sentences.
I can sympathize that naturally you're supposed to be excited that you're about to have sex, but still the intros need work.Or when her script has her holding a conversation with you where she says something, waits for your participation, then responds. LOL. I do talk back and feel like a dipshit talking to a video. But if I don't it's pretty bad.
Always having to be buck naked every single time. The girls have all kinds of props and outfits and after the five minute intro, they get rid of them and are buck naked for the rest of the forty minute video, making the props useless. Especially if it's a themed video.
That one guy that all his films shows his haggard hairy chest taking up like half the shot. LOLLOL nice videos bro.
Sometimes a Japanese guy will pinch the woman's nipple for like twenty minutes straight. Like get your fingers off her nipple you freak.
Twisting girls in pretzels or holding their feet up toward the ceiling the whole time instead of just some natural missionary. You could do both you know. What if I told you that you don't actually need to have your knees behind your head or do the splits to have sex.
Sucking dick like they are trying to win an award. Calm down already.
Some companies do the exact same thing in the same room every single time. Just with different women. So you're basically just reskinning the same game level. If I know exactly what's going to happen, there goes immersion.
Looking off camera
Storylines that try to convince you it wasn't premeditated. .. but she showed up scantily clad and wearing makeup.
Or why is she role playing as your girlfriend but wearing (sorry to say) a hookers outfit?
Her trying to hold your face or french kiss you. I appreciate the effort but LOL.
What's with the step brother narratives? How does that add to the experience at all?
The role playing aspect is just brutal. The huge mansions, the jacked man bods, the tattoos, the jumbo dicks. In real life women go for these kinds of guys, so what is this shit supposed to be based on a TRUE STORY?! It's evident these film companies just invite girls over to their private mansion to shoot videos, but since the average viewer is average, this breaks immersion. Not that they need to give a shit about these details as they still get filthy rich exploiting our vice anyway; we will still invest in this no matter how bad the film making acumen is and they know it.
- The JAV censorship is just LOL. Especially with the technology that is specifically designed for immersion. The failure of logic in that is just cherry (because the people watching these vids are real ignorant of what those body parts look like!). Kind of like when the Canadian gov made the warning on cigarettes ...larger. Oh wow good job you just cured cancer you EXTREMELY STUPID FUCKS